Chapter 42: I Am Very Innocent

The Ultimate All-Rounder Student Fiery Little Qiang 2394 words 2026-03-04 22:50:40

“Arrested for soliciting at a hair salon?” He Meixuan was taken aback by what Liu Teling said and immediately turned to Chen Yufeng. “Did you go to a hair salon looking for a girl?”

“No, never, why would I? This has got to be a misunderstanding,” Chen Yufeng hastily waved his hands and denied it.

“Then I believe you,” she replied. She clearly remembered that on the day she was kidnapped, even her own attempts at flirting were completely ignored by Chen Yufeng—how could he possibly have gone to a hair salon for that? Was she worth less than a salon girl? That made no sense at all.

Just as He Meixuan was about to explain the situation on his behalf, she heard him mutter under his breath, “With a girlfriend-killing charm like mine, surrounded by girls everywhere I go, why would I need to go to a salon for withered flowers? Impossible.”

“Come on, you… you’re just a total playboy. I don’t believe you now,” He Meixuan rolled her eyes. This was just too much.

“Can I help it if I’m so charming and irresistible?” Chen Yufeng put on an air of conceitedness, which made He Meixuan glare at him, annoyed. “Fine, then you can rot in jail all you want. Take care of yourself in there, hmph.”

“Don’t, I was just joking. I’m pure and innocent, really.”

“Sigh, anyway, whether you’re a womanizer or not is none of my business.” She lost interest in arguing with him and said languidly, “I’m only saying a few good words for you because you helped cure my mother’s illness, that’s all.”

With that, she quickly turned to Liu Teling. “Sister Teling, I don’t know what happened last time, but this time it was definitely those bald guys who kidnapped my friend. I can testify, and I also want to press charges against them for kidnapping me—my sister and Zijun can both bear witness.”

“Alright,” Liu Teling said, “then let’s take all of them back to the station for investigation.”

Seeing He Meixuan come forward to testify, Liu Teling realized the delinquent would get out of this incident, but she had no intention of letting him off the hook for what happened last time at the salon, nor for his earlier insolence. After being taken advantage of, she would not be satisfied until he paid the price.

She immediately gave the order for Chen Yufeng and Jiang Tailong’s group to be escorted to the police station.

Half an hour later—

The police car pulled up at the Dongcheng Substation. Chen Yufeng was taken straight to the interrogation room. The junior officer who was supposed to take down the statement was sent out by Liu Teling, leaving just her and Chen Yufeng alone.

“Name?”

“Chen Yufeng.”

“Age?”

“Eighteen.”

“Occupation?”

“Art-related work.”

“Be specific.”

“Fortune-telling. Would you like a reading, Big Sister? Since I feel a connection, I’ll do it for free.”

“You’d better read for yourself and see if you can get out of this one,” Liu Teling said with a hint of triumph. Now that he was in her hands, she’d make him pay.

“There's no escape for me—I’m already captivated by your impressive chest. I don’t plan to run,” Chen Yufeng replied, grinning mischievously.

“Are you looking for trouble?” Liu Teling noticed his roving eyes, blatantly fixed on a certain part of her body.

She felt her temper flare and snapped, “Be serious! Where are you looking? Don’t think you can take advantage of me so easily after what happened the other day!”

“Honestly, Big Sister, I’ve been meaning to tell you—yours are actually quite small. Not that attractive.”

“Small? What are you saying is small?”

Liu Teling thought he must be blind. Her figure was renowned—even top models on TV couldn’t compare, and yet this guy called her small?

He must need his eyes checked.

“I mean your clothes are too small—your chest is so big it’s about to burst out.”

“Oh… Hmph, so you do have some taste,” Liu Teling said, mollified for a moment, but then she caught herself. “You little punk, still trying to flirt with me? Do you know what they call me? The Violent Police Beauty. Want to find out how I got that name?”

She clenched her fists, her eyes flashing coldly—she knew she was dealing with a seasoned scoundrel. But she wasn’t afraid; there were many ways to deal with his kind. Now that he was on her turf, hands cuffed, let’s see what he could do.

To her surprise, the delinquent wasn’t intimidated at all. Instead, he provoked her, “Then please, Officer, don’t hold back. I only ask that you not pity me for being so delicate.”

Seeing his blatant provocation, Liu Teling’s temper flared. Did he think she wouldn’t dare?

She stood up to teach him a lesson, but as she approached Chen Yufeng, she suddenly lost her balance and fell forward—landing right on top of him.

Their lips met perfectly.

Liu Teling froze, her whole body going stiff. She was stunned into motionlessness.

This was the first kiss she had treasured for twenty-three years. She’d imagined countless romantic scenarios, but never that it would be stolen like this by an insufferable scoundrel.

How could she be so unlucky?

Countless rich heirs, talented youths, business successors, and eligible bachelors had pursued her, showering her with flowers, diamonds, luxury cars, and villas. But none had succeeded; none had even touched her hand.

She was known as an ice-cold beauty. Yet now, her first kiss had been stolen by this punk.

Her fury was beyond words.

Just as she was about to explode, Chen Yufeng put on an innocent face and said, “Big Sister, what’s the meaning of this? It’s one thing to kiss me, but to press your chest on me too? I mean, your purple lace bra is quite sexy, and those little white rabbits are out in the open—very enticing.”

“But I’m not that kind of man. Please, restrain your wicked thoughts. I’m still a student, pure and innocent.”

“If you keep talking nonsense—” Liu Teling was seething, but as she glanced down, she was shocked.

Somehow, two buttons on her shirt had come undone. Her entire purple lace bra was on display, and the pale curves of her breasts were pressed right against his chest.

Because of her agitation, her chest was heaving, making the “little white rabbits” bounce on his chest.

She was mortified.

Chen Yufeng twisted the knife. “I told you your clothes were too small. Now look, they’ve burst open. If anyone walks in, they’ll think you’re assaulting me. Though, honestly, so do I.”